AN INTERVIEW WITH bruno

Bruno

"I'M TOO HOT (HOT DAMN). CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN. I'M TOO HOT (HOT DAMN). SAY MY NAME YOU KNOW WHO I AM. I'M TOO HOT (HOT DAMN)"

Uptown Funk | Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars

How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?: 

Well I quite enjoy it you know. I always wanna to be the attention of the family. Whenever Daddy and Mummy come home, they always cuddle me and call my name. Even my grandparents, when they come over, all they do is to play with me. If I don't get any attention, I make sure I complain with a big voice!

What is the funniest thing you have ever done?: 

Jumping into the fridge! Apparently my meals come out from this square thing everyday. So I suspect there is lots of yummy food in there!

What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?: 

I think I do quite a lot naughty things because I can hear Mummy always says "No Bruno!" I sometimes like to play with my drinking water, leaving my paw prints around the house. Not too sure why Mummy always stops me half way and chases me behind my back with the mopping thing. That's probably one thing that I hear Mummy complain about the most.

If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?: 

Bruno Meows! Well, Bruno Mars. Loved by everyone and famous! Well that's why my mummy named me Bruno right?

Who is your favourite family member and why?: 

Mummy and Daddy both fight for this position. But I think Abby, my sister is my favourite. She is so princessy. She never fights with me for food or any of my favourite places for napping. Anything I want, she just lets me. Oh and she always lets me chase her around the house, especially when there are only the two of us at home.

If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?:  

1. Endless yummy food
2. Abby plays with me more and more
3. Endless flies in the backyard for me to chase

Who or what inspires you?: 

That Ninja Warrior show. I am now trying to be quite big and muscular so that I can be the fitness king with lots of attention and rewards.

If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?: 

Huh, of course lots of treats! And some good toys to play with. Or and maybe buy Abby a good princess castle too.

What did you last dream about?: 

Eating chicken!

If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?: 

Daddy is always Mr Nice. He feeds me everyday and lets me sit or sleep in everywhere I want. But he does not play with me much. He always lies on the couch and watching TV or playing XBox. 
Mummy is aways the Mrs Clean. Sometimes I feel like saying relax, you don't have to clean after me overtime! I will make it dirty again soon lol She is strict on everything. She is always disciplining me but I know that deep down she loves me.

What would your autobiography be called?: 

Bruno the Blues. Same as my Instagram account name.

You've just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your 'Thank You' speech?: 

Thank you for Mummy and Daddy for feeding me, cleaning me and spoiling me so much. I have turned into such a beautiful cat today, I am sure you both are very proud of me. I am very proud of myself too. I will keep working hard and hopefully one day I could fully support you and the family. Oh I will also give Abby a princess castle once I get my award. Of course, that will come after I get my favourite food first.

Where is your favourite place to sleep?: 

Bed!

What's your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?: 

Running up and down the stairs to get lots of attention

You're home alone. What's the first thing you do?: 

Meow to see if theres still anyone at home?

You're a celebrity musician. What's the name of your next hit single? : 

The Blues

What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience? : 

I was quite nervous to start with because it was my first professional photography shoot. But oh boy Peter knew exactly what my weakness is! Chicken!! That made me relaxed quite a bit. Then I felt like maybe I could play a little bit to make the process a bit smoother. Overall, it was a great experience!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is your favourite toy and why?: 

Anything I find on the floor in Mum's office, ping pong balls, toys that belong to other dogs, Mum's headphones, Grandma's pot plants, pens and socks.

Who is your favourite family member and why?: 

Grandma. If I look at her in a certain way, she assumes I'm starving and feeds me.

Who or what inspires you?: 

FOOD!

If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?: 

FOOD!

What did you last dream about?: 

FOOD!

What do you think your human family members dream about?: 

Food?

If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?: 

They're both pretty good; it didn't take long to have them wrapped around my little chubby leg. Mum is the best for when I want cuddles, because she is always cold and lets me sneak onto the bed to keep her warm. She's also particularly easy to guilt into staying at home with me. Dad is great for when I feel like playing, tackling, biting, chewing and going for a walk at the crack of dawn, regardless of how bad the weather is or how late he got home the night before.

Where is your favourite place to sleep?: 

Anywhere but my expensive bed.

What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience? : 

5 stars. I'm used to Mum and Dad shoving the camera in my face constantly, so I've had plenty of practice. But this time, Peter kept giving me treats and telling Mum how great I was even though I think she was super embarrassed that I couldn't sit still!