AN INTERVIEW WITH Pablo

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“EXCUSE ME, IS YOU SAYING SOMETHING? UH, UH, YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING. YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING. UH, UH, YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING”

Can't Tell Me Nothing | Kanye West

What is your favourite toy and why?: 

Anything I find on the floor in Mum's office, ping pong balls, toys that belong to other dogs, Mum's headphones, Grandma's pot plants, pens and socks.

Who is your favourite family member and why?: 

Grandma. If I look at her in a certain way, she assumes I'm starving and feeds me.

Who or what inspires you?: 

FOOD!

If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?: 

FOOD!

What did you last dream about?: 

FOOD!

What do you think your human family members dream about?: 

Food?

If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?: 

They're both pretty good; it didn't take long to have them wrapped around my little chubby leg. Mum is the best for when I want cuddles, because she is always cold and lets me sneak onto the bed to keep her warm. She's also particularly easy to guilt into staying at home with me. Dad is great for when I feel like playing, tackling, biting, chewing and going for a walk at the crack of dawn, regardless of how bad the weather is or how late he got home the night before.

Where is your favourite place to sleep?: 

Anywhere but my expensive bed.

What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience? : 

5 stars. I'm used to Mum and Dad shoving the camera in my face constantly, so I've had plenty of practice. But this time, Peter kept giving me treats and telling Mum how great I was even though I think she was super embarrassed that I couldn't sit still!