AN INTERVIEW WITH ranger

Ranger

“STAY. JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO”

Stay | Maurice Williams

How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?

Chilled.. I know I'm beautiful. Chuck me the ball will ya?

What is the funniest thing you have ever done?

 Jumping out of the car whilst in motion.. though my parents didn't think it was funny.

What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

Also the same incident.. strapped into seat belts after that!

If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why? 

Be just like my master!! Because he is awesome!!

Who is your favourite family member and why?

Master.. he gives me steak!!

If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?

1) Be with my master 100% of the time
2) Chase rabbits all day
3) A brother or sister to play with

Who or what inspires you?

My master, because he gives me steaks!!

If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?

Buy a giant farm, fill it with rabbits!! Oh, a nice house for Ryder (my best mate) and me. Must come with master and his steaks!!

What did you last dream about?

Chasing rabbits and with my mate, Ryder.

What do you think your human family members dream about?

Work and not enough play!! Boring people!!

If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?

Nice, relaxed people most of the time, with occasional stressed out moments. Too neat, always washing my feet and privates.. Excellent chefs, did I mention they serve me steaks? Overall 8/10.. I am reserving room for improvement.

What would your autobiography be called?

Waiting for action!!

You've just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your 'Thank You' speech?

I would like to thank my master for making every possible. For all the endless hugs, gourmet meals, walks, toys and tummy rubs.. I am truly blessed to have a wonder master!!

Where is your favourite place to sleep?

My rug next to Master!!

What's your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?

Dunno, I am comatose too!

You're home alone. What's the first thing you do?

What the heck!! Sleep on the couch.

You're a celebrity musician. What's the name of your next hit single?

Walk like a dog

What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience? 

Was good, got heaps of snacks!