Take A Chance on Me | ABBA
What is your favourite toy and why?
An elephant called Jumbo, I like to grab onto his trunk and we have a little wrestle, then I’m pooped!
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?
I feel like I really deserve it. I was on the streets with my previous owner and the love and care I receive now is heaven!
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
I once farted for about a minute straight, half way through I looked up because I was wondering where that funny noise was coming from and who the culprit was!
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
I have lots of friends wanting to take me for walks, so we go out but then when I’m on the footpath outside my house I lay down in protest and won’t move. They haven’t learnt yet, that I only go for walks with Mum & Dad!
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?
Probably still myself because I’ve got it pretty good right now. I’m so loved and cared for and I have so much love to give.
Who is your favourite family member and why?
Whoever feeds me!
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?
Who or what inspires you?
I love going on walks with my Mum & Dad and meeting all the dogs in Bondi, everyday there’s new inspiration and new corners to sniff!
If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?
I would buy a big property for the Sydney Dogs and Cats Home and pay the staff really well so they could look after all the guests as well as they deserve!
What did you last dream about?
I like to dream about chasing Ibis’ and giving lots of kisses to Mum & Dad.
What do you think your human family members dream about?
My humans dream about taking me to lots of new destinations for holidays so we can all explore and have fun together.
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?
My human parents might be considered ‘helicopter parents’! They are so attentive to my every need and make sure I’m getting the right exercise, food, medication and that my dermatitis and arthritis is under control!
What would your autobiography be called?
No such thing as too much love!
You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?
I would like to thank Sydney Dogs and Cats Home for caring for me while I was waiting for my new Mum & Dad. I would like to thank the universe for bringing me and my parents together and to everyone who gives me pets and tells me how good and gentle I am when I’m strutting my stuff on the streets on Bondi. Special thanks to Dad for taking me to Rose Bay for special ocean swims, I love it!
Where is your favourite place to sleep?
It would be Mum & Dad’s bed if I could get up there, but I have to settle for the couch – not a bad consolation bed!
What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?
Sleep too, but come and sniff at the door every once in a while just to make sure Mum & Dad haven’t escaped.
You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?
Watch the door and hope Mum & Dad come back home!! 🙁 then I just nap.
You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single?
Never too old to love
Are you happy?
Couldn’t be happier!