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What is your favourite toy and why?

My favourite toy is a rope because I can play with it by myself and with my human family and have fun either way.

How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?


What is the funniest thing you have ever done?

One time there was a ball that was floating in the pool which  was annoying me so much that I had to attack it. The only problem was that it was right in the middle, so I jumped out to eat it. I was successful in this but as I felt the ball between my teeth I realised my mistake… I can’t swim! Luckily my owners saved me in time.

What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

One time, when I was a puppy, someone left the front door open so decided to run outside and explore the street. This caused much distress to my owners who immediately tried to stop me, but I was too quick. I ran to the end of the street and sat there in all my glory. After about two minutes I realised I was just a big chicken and that I missed my family so I ran back home.

If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?

If I could be anyone, I would be a professional food taster for obvious reasons. I would get to eat all the food I could ever want.

Who is your favourite family member and why?

Dad is my favourite family member because he is the strongest wrestler. We have rumbles for hours sometimes but we always hug at the end no matter who wins (which is always me).

If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?

1. Unlimited food (obviously)

2. More time to sleep, 18 hours isn’t enough

3. 1 min maximum walk time, otherwise my legs get too tired

Who or what inspires you?

The dog from Frasier

If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?

If I won the lotto I would like to get a phone so that I can call the rest of my family while they’re at work and school. I would also buy a really big photo of my face and hang it up in the main room so every one who ever comes here knows I’m in charge. The other thing I would buy is a puppy school certificate…technically I never graduated.

What did you last dream about?

Last night I had a dream about myself and in it I was asleep. I wondered what my dream self was dreaming about, I figured that it was probably dreaming about me sleeping. But that would mean that I was dreaming about myself dreaming about myself dreaming about something which was probably me having another dream about myself dreaming, and I kept returning to this thought about this weird situation of myself dreaming about myself dreaming about myself dreaming, and this strange paradoxical loop of me dreaming about another dream self who was dreaming of who knows what? And then I woke up.

What do you think your human family members dream about?

Probably normal stuff like their amazing pet dog.

If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?

My human parents are very loving and very fun, they look after me and make sure I’m as healthy as I can be but if I am ever really naughty (which is never) they will make sure that I don’t do that ever again (they don’t hurt me – they just don’t give me my favourite treats).

What would your autobiography be called?

FRANCO, why I bark at storms for no apparent reason!

You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?

Thank you!

Where is your favourite place to sleep?

The most comfortable place to sleep on the couch is the exact spot my owners are about to sit. 

What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?

Sleep as well.

You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?

Eat the folded clothes.

You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single?

No one is perfect, but I’m pretty damn close.

What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience?

At first I was nervous but then I got so many treats that it felt like home.

Why are you scared of feathers?

Because their small unpredictable moving creatures



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