Shake that Ass | Eminem
What is your favourite toy and why?
A red and yellow squeaker stick as it doubles as a pool fetch toy and a noisy chew toy. This toy always makes me feel better cause I like biting and swimming.
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?
It’s exhausting. I have so many things I need to do to up hold that title. First, I have to wake up Natalie, then I have to go to the dog park. At the park, I must collect ALL the dog toys, whether they are mine or not otherwise other dogs might take my title. Then after a long day, I must have the patience to receive lots of belly rubs and scratches.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
I have found an acquired tasted for pool splashes. Now, if someone splashes in the pool, I must eat it.
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
Gave my parents a dead bird. I was just trying to let them know how much I love them so I think it doubles as one of the cutest things as one of the cutest things I have ever done.
Who is your favourite family member and why?
My favourite family member is Natalie as she is my alpha and cuddles with me on the couch. Mum is good too cause she feeds me and tuck me into bed each night. Sarah is ok I guess… she tells me not to do a lot of things.
Where is your favourite place to sleep?
On Natalie’s face.
What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?
Sleep on them and rotate thru the beds.
You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?
I run to the aviary and annoy the birds. Then, when I’m tired, I find the bone I buried yesterday and nibble on it a bit in front of them so they know that I’m still watching them.