AN INTERVIEW WITH chapo
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Crazy Frog | Axel F
What is your favourite toy and why?:
I love stuffed toys! You gotta chew their eyes first so you can shake out the fluff as fast as possible!
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?:
I think it was when I shoulder-barged a magpie who was getting cranky on my yard... Gots to protect!
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?:
One time my Dad gave me a chicken neckbone... and you know me, I love food... so I gobbled it up, spewed it out whole and then ate it again. The second time was magnifique.
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?:
I really want to start my ASMR eating channel. Just imagine the cathartic music of my jowls and lips smacking on some chicken bites. You just got shivers down your spine didn't you?
Who is your favourite family member and why?:
It's gotta be my Mummy for always giving me snacks.
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?:
1. A teddy-bear made from plastic bottles.
2. A robot to play tug-a-war with 24/7
3. My own tennis ball shaped house so I can bring in sticks to chew into pieces in peace! My house so my rules, Daddy!
Who or what inspires you?:
I'm inspired by all the toddlers and babies I've knocked down at the dog park. You know, when you're the closest thing to a monster they've ever seen and they only sometimes cry, it's hard not to be impressed!
What did you last dream about?:
My Dad told me I was snoring with my eyes open and they were crazily moving in all directions. I think I was just my brain rebooting...
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?:
To Whom it May Concern, My Dad is the best human. He feeds me everyday... he likes to play... aaaand his greatest skill would be scratching tummies. He would make a fine addition to your firm! Love, Chapo
What would your autobiography be called?:
Chappy Puppy: The Rrruff Life
You've just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your 'Thank You' speech?:
"Thank you to my fans! Honestly when I was working on my Burps & Farts 2 EP last year I didn't think It'll mean anything to anyone, but to have won Best Urban Hip-Hop album is a dream come true."
Where is your favourite place to sleep?:
I love sleeping on my couch or someone's lap in the winter. I'm like a blanket... that farts and snores!
You're home alone. What's the first thing you do?:
If I'm not rubbing my butt on every surface imaginable, I'd probably just return back to bed... life's good like that.
Chapo, sometimes I look at you and want to ask... what are you?:
Well... *snorts* I think i'm definitely a hybrid between a dog, rabbit, frog and gargoyle. I'm just doing me!
What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience? :
Peter's a very good human too! He let me jump on his couch, eat his snacks, play with toys... I loved it. Best of all he knew how to make me smile!