AN INTERVIEW WITH MOLLY
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?
It's really hard work. I am sure it looks glamorous to you however I find it quite exhausting.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
I like making my Mum & Dad laugh. They both laughed so hard when I ran into the wall while I was playing with my tail. I think they also laugh at me while I am sleeping.... I like to sleep on my back with all four legs in the air to make it easier for anyone to rub my belly.
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
I do lots of naughty things....so many things I cant remember what the naughtiest one was. I like being naughty because I get lots of attention. My favourite naughty thing to do is to wee on the floor and when I get in trouble I look all confused and pretend like it wasn't me.
I also like playing a game of what I call "Find My Poo". It's a simple game and involves Mum & Dad having to look for where I have decided to hide my poo. I win this game all the time.
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?
I would be Hugh Hefner so that I could have a harem of humans to look after me.
Who is your favourite family member and why?
That depends on who is rubbing my belly.
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?
1. To never ever be left at home alone ever again
2. To get my Mum to stop snoring
3. I would like to beat my brother in our game of WWF wrestling.
Who or what inspires you?
I am inspired by myself because I am awesome.
If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?
i would buy a house for myself and fill it full of human slaves. These slaves would be at my beck and call 24 hours a day.
What did you last dream about?
Four humans with their eight hands all rubbing my belly at the same time.
What do you think your human family members dream about?
I am not sure and to be honest I don't want to know (its probably a bit disturbing). Dad doesn't sleep much and is really restless (its very annoying) and Mum makes so much noise that sometimes the noises she makes wakes me up.
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?
It would be a bit like a report card : they get a B for effort, a C for love and attention provided, and a B+ for hunting and gathering. Overall I think they have a lot of room for improvement though.
What would your autobiography be called?
The Dog Who Cured Cancer
You've just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your 'Thank You' speech?
Thank you to all my friends and family. A big thank you to all my fans. I'll be signing autographs in exchange for tummy rubs in the foyer in 5 minutes.
Where is your favourite place to sleep?
i like sleeping with my head on Mum and Dads pillows. I always ensure that when I sleep I take up as much room as possible. I always ensure I maximise my cuteness, and as such my favourite sleeping position is on my back with all four legs in the air.
What's your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?
Sleep....I like sleep! When I'm not sleeping I watch them sleep. I
You're home alone. What's the first thing you do?
Pee on the floor, hide another poo and then fart on dads pillow
You're a celebrity musician. What's the name of your next hit single?
The Greatest Dog on Earth
What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience?
It was fun apart because I was the centre of attention. My only complaint was that I was constantly being told what to do. I didn't understand why I couldn't do what I want, how I want and whenever I want just like I do every day.